About WoofWorks: Our Extremely Formal and Bizarre History

WoofWorks started, as all great conglomerates do, with a simple misunderstanding and a surplus of heavy machinery. Founded in an undisclosed location (it's a secret, but it rhymes with 'Shmerth, Shmestern Shmostralia'), our goal was to be a leader in... well, everything. We quickly acquired expertise in film, game development, construction, and, most importantly, confusing people with our company name.

The Pillars of Our Success:

• **Unparalleled Ambition:** Why master one thing when you can be mediocre at seven?
• **Strategic Naming:** By choosing "WoofWorks," we instantly filtered out anyone who expected us to sell dog toys. That's efficiency.
• **Global Reach:** We're everywhere. Seriously, check under your bed.
• **Commitment to Quality:** Except for that one batch of rockets *Doggo Martin* made. We don't talk about those.

Great Stuff (AKA: How we made our logo):